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有一個外國人,到一間牛肉麵店吃飯,
她看到牆上的菜單上寫著:牛肉麵、大魯飯、便當,
但國語是寫直的,英文寫的是橫的,所以他就看成了「牛大便」
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第一顆雞蛋跟第二顆說:「欸!你看最後那個雞蛋長毛了欸!!」 第二顆雞蛋跟第三顆說:「欸!你看最後一個長毛了!」 於是第三顆也告訴了第四顆。結果,被第五顆聽到了,第五顆雞蛋就說:「哭夭啊!林北奇異果啦!
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有兩隻青蛙結婚生了個小孩
小孩出生後是一隻癩蛤蟆~
老公很生氣的問老婆說:你是不是搞外遇?
接著老婆就對老公說:對不起我一直沒告訴你~
我結婚之前整過形~我之前是一隻癩蛤蟆
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有一個醫院的加護病房每個病人都會窒息而死,醫生覺得很奇怪,就調監視器來看,看到快睡著時,他看到有一個清潔工走進病房,把氧氣機的插頭拔掉換成吸塵器的插頭,病人就在無聲的吶喊中死去
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有一天小名問小彥說
小明:小彥你會吃飯嗎?
小彥:不會
小明:那你會學狗吃飯嗎?
小彥:不會
小明:豬狗不如
(拿去惡搞家人朋友的粉絲們~被打不是我的問題喔)
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It’s not just students who are taking advantage of an education loan, a high number of working executives are opting for education loans for executive management courses, MBA courses, post-graduate courses, specialist and management courses, to name a few. Pursuing an education while you work is an investment in yourself for a brighter future.
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What is reverse mortgage & how it can help you post your retirement, explained on the HDFC's blog on property & real estate. Click here to learn more.