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有一天阿土發現他的耳多似乎聽不太到,
自己也測試了好幾次,卻覺得自己已經耳聾了!
決定到了醫院去就醫,等了好久終於換阿土看診
阿土:「醫生,我的耳朵不行了,我連自己放屁聲音都聽不到。」
醫生測試了好久,查了很多的病例並吩咐護士小姐準備詳細測試
詳細測試完後,醫生:「你服用這藥看看,情況可能會好轉。」
阿土:「服用這藥我的重聽就可痊癒嗎?」
醫生:「那可能不行,但是可以讓你的屁大聲一點。」
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The first meeting of ya and Lin was in the year of high school. He was transferred to school, and he was suspended from the same table at that time. The head teacher arranged for her to sit with him. From then on, they became good friends without words.

Listen Lin says his parents divorced when he was 6 years old. Both men then reorganized the new family. He became a "drag bottle" and had to live together with his grandmother. Then grandma died, and it was only then that she turned to her mother to read.

As a child, he was probably a single parent. He was introverted and disliked going o
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ut. The book was his only companion, and he went to the library and read. He read all the books and books. In the book, he slowly found a bit of happiness.

The family side with her, usually for her psychological doctor, ya finally get rid of that emotion. Love is a poison, she said, only those who use it can be poisoned too deeply.
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Go to work every day, you must go to a snack bar. The time is long, from the exit of the stream of people, can tell who is the customer? Who is the shop owner. Search according to me, is a pair of old man of the year lead half hundred, man ability is not very agile, but his body up LiLiSuoSuo, belong to the surface with compassion is good, very lovable, is standing at the door and out more, helping. The female main body is not touched ground, busy outside, conduct the whole storefront, occasionally, two people take a face, smile to chat a few words, then the side again each other busily go to,
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look simple and sweet.

One day, the small store passenger flow more concentrated two hours, one is breakfast time, the person most. One is lunchtime, not many people. In the evening, few people visit. In addition to two busy points, one day has a lot of leisure time. The two old men were cleaning the defoliated dust in front of the store and standing in front of the door for a while, tired, moved chairs, and sat down for a while.

Love you, but don't tie you, lead you, just keep you in my sight! This is probably the most suitable distance for love!
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農夫新買來的雄雞「工作」了三個星期就死了。
他就再買一隻新的雄雞,並下決心要把牠的壽命延長一點。
於是他就拚命的餵牠吃大力丸和維他命。
農夫一放開這隻雄雞,牠就衝進母雞窩,把每一隻母雞都搞得服服貼貼的.
農夫想抓住牠時牠又衝進另一個母雞窩,這還不夠,牠還和鴨交配。
農夫看到這種情形搖搖頭走回屋子裡,一邊走一邊說:「牠過不了這一天。」
到了黃昏的時候,農夫走出來,那隻雞果然不出所料,躺在曬穀場,兩腳朝天,
幾隻老鷹在空中盤旋著,農夫咆哮地說:「他媽的! 明天我又要另外買一隻雄雞了。」
這時候,那隻雄雞張開一隻眼睛,眨了一下,然後指著那幾隻老鷹對農夫說:「噓! 別太大聲~我在等牠們下來。」
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某個精神病院的醫生們,長期被一群病人一直煩著吵著說要出院
於是院長與醫生們最後受不瞭了,就在牆上畫上了一道門
院長告訴病人們說,只要你們誰能打開這道門便可以從這出去!
病人們聽完此話後,各個搶著要嘗試的打開這麼門,此時!
院長發現了一個病人不去開這個門,並嘲笑著其他的病人!
院長心理想著,終於有一個人待到正常可以出院了~
於是問了這名病人,你為什麼笑他們阿?
病人回答:"因為他們不可能打得開,這個門的鑰匙在我這!"
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有一天,小美穿著迷你裙和小可愛到了加油站要去加油
由於小美的摩托車加油孔式在腳踏處的地方,加油站的加油員找阿找
發現了加油孔的位置,當時小美發著呆坐著摩托車上,並沒有下車
讓加油員加油,無奈的加油員開口和小美說了一句話~
「小姐!麻煩妳把腳張開一點!我插不進去。」
小美聽到了慌張的急忙下車,臉紅的跟番茄一樣~
周遭的路人聽到了也都笑翻了~只見那位加油員一臉茫然...
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某個小學在沒多久後,就是畢業潮
老師要求每個同學,要繳交畢業紀念冊的費用
小明問老師~老師老師!這個畢業紀念冊有什麼用呢?
老師回答小明,想想看未來的三十年後,妳們回頭翻這本書時
會說些什麼呢?小明就想啊想啊~指著畢業冊裡的小華
老師這是小華,現在已經是董事長了~而這是小美
他已經是總統夫人了~而這是老師~此時大家一口同聲的說
嗚嗚~老師已經...