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一天,小華小明和小強準備從安親班的路回家,走著走著,小華打了個嗝。隔天,他們去安親班時,發現強化玻璃都碎了,結果裡面的老師主任一直罵他們,他們裝沒事趕快跑掉了,換小明打了個噴嚏,第三天,他們再回到安親班時,安親班裡面全都是白色液體,裡面的老師已經暈倒了,他們又趕緊跑掉,換小強放了個屁,第四天,再去安親班時,那老師倒地不起了,原因------->安親班內迅速充滿臭氣後,廚房的煮菜阿姨剛好在用瓦斯,瞬間爆裂,老師快死之前還聞到小強的終極絕技米田共之氣,兇手就是他們三個。拜託來看~
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有一天,小名考試考不好,
回家跟媽媽說:「我想喝農藥自殺!」
可是媽媽在唱臺語歌,沒空理他,
媽媽說:「喝下去,喝下去,不要漏氣!」
小名又說:「媽!我要跳樓!」
此時,她媽媽又唱到:「跳下去,跳下去,大家歡喜!」
小名生氣的說:「媽!我到底是不是你兒子啊?」
她媽媽又唱說:「不是......不是......不是你!」
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某日,老師話畫數學坐標圖正要問同學時,看到小三正在打瞌睡,就問小三:〔本題坐標圖要不要連.〕小三誤聽成要不要臉,他以為老師罵他,便急忙的回答:〔不要臉!〕但老師點頭說:〔答的好!答的好!〕
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