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某個城鎮有個非常繁華的一間教堂,
在某個早晨的時候,有一位醫師在路上正要準備去上班
可是醫生心中種事有一件事情放在心裡非常的久,
他決定進去教堂裡,向神父告解,當醫生進到教堂時
醫生猶豫的非超久,他想想~我該告解嗎?會被原諒嗎?
還是算了吧~當醫生後悔要離開的時候,這時神父看到了醫生
便問了醫生,為何來到了這裡,什麼也沒做就走了呢?
醫生留下了眼淚,他說他是來告解的,可是怕不被原諒
神父安慰著醫生,帶了醫生進去了告誡室,醫生鼓起勇氣的向神父訴說
我和我的病人發生了不該有的事情~我們之間有了超友誼關係,
神父聽了聽,沒關係,既然你肯來告解就表示你肯悔改,神會原諒你的
醫生沮喪的說,不會的~
神父疑惑著問,為什麼?
醫生回答神父,因為我是個獸醫。
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媽媽今天晚上煮牛了牛排~卻少了一塊牛排!
莫非牛排長腳跑掉了?莫名其妙的就不見了
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有個法國人與他的朋友德國人討論一起相約到台灣玩
到他台灣後,因為飛機上的餐點非常的難吃~兩人都沒吃
所以肚子非常的餓~他們就看到一家中式餐廳,兩人開開心心的
走向了中式餐廳,因為看不太懂中文字,兩人都點了宮保雞丁~
餐點上來後,法國人就先吃了一大口宮保雞丁,被辣椒嗆一個流淚
德國人朋友問了法國人「你怎麼啦?」
法國人說:「沒什麼!我只是突然想起我媽媽,心裏有點難過!」
後來,德國人也吃了一大口宮保雞丁,也被辣椒嗆一個流淚
法國人也關心的問了德國人「你怎麼啦?」
德國人回答說:「沒什麼,我也是想起了你媽媽!」
法國人一聽,覺得很奇怪
開口問道:「你流眼淚,幹嘛也想起我媽媽?」
德國人說:「我只是想起你媽媽,怎麼會生出你這麼不誠實的兒子呢!」
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Houses, this is a common residence building. However, in the long history of evolution, it has undergone earth-shaking major changes, from wood structure -- brick structure -- brick mix structure -- reinforced concrete structure -- steel structure. Especially the door of the house, more exquisite. In traditional Chinese architecture, the door is not only an important practicality, but also a symbol of status, wealth and cultural character. From the ancient architecture that is preserved today, the door is the most exquisite materials in the building. The materials used for the door are the mos
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t excellent materials that the occupant can do. The wood requirements are durable and suitable for carving; Stone is best made of bluish stone, if it is to be used with sand and stone is also used in a better quality. The decoration on the gate is the finest and most abundant of all.

The main part of the door itself is the door fan, the door is only one fan, the gate is double fan, there are more large doors. Ancient door fan many ligneous, by long piece board and so together, hence call board door. When the combination is made with a few horizontal lumbar strings, the top and bottom are evenly distributed behind the door, and the boards are joined together by rows of iron nails. The nails on the door are called studs. In addition, in the wide width of the door fan, also at the door of the upper and lower ends of the pack with iron sheet to enhance the horizontal connection of the door, this iron is called "look at the leaf".
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養著養著就跟著像了起來了!
那這還要說嗎?一定是狗狗中的帥哥~
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有一天,阿慧在家急急忙忙的打電話給警局
請警察局到家裡一趟,過後半小時~警察到達了
小慧的住處後,小慧急忙的向警察投訴~
警察先生!隔壁大樓有位男子裸露身體啦!
警察先生看阿看阿!變問了小惠那個男子在哪?
小會跟警察先生說,「喔,你要用望遠鏡才看得到啦。」
警察先生:「……」
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1, and his wife quarrel, his wife angrily ran out of their own! service apartments

Four-year-old daughter still eat that, I scolded her: also eat, your mother did not know where to go! The The

She looked at me and said: his wife lost, and find their own ah. The The

2, three-year-old daughter sitting on the couch to eat snacks, I scrape together the former tease her: give me to eat it!

Daughter looked up at her faint look, without thinking to learn her mother said: call sister. The The

3, last night to sleep early, confused to hear four-year-old son said: Mom, my ass out a lot of
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sweat. The The

I touched, I rub! The The Which is sweat ah, this bear child obviously afraid of bedwetting beaten. The The

4, the son of the school just a few days ago was the teacher home visits, the teacher has just graduated from the class, looks pretty pretty, told me some of the son of the school mischievous performance after leaving.

I was going to teach my son, and he said start hong kong company, "Daddy, no strength, no matter what you think, I have a way to get her a few days!"

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5, Father's Day, the teacher let the children go home to father's feet, my son gave me the feet, the teacher arranged Father's Day essay is written:

Dad's feet are sour and smelly, open socks that grabbing, sour smell pungent until my every nerve, like fried tofu mixed with feces in the hot summer sealed a half months.

Chaping of the nails are all black mud wine wset
, black mud in the nails simply can not pull out, like being born to stick in the meat.

But I do not think my father's feet are smelly and dirty, and in the great father's love, I smell the thick floral fragrance.
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秋天來到~又是吃秋蟹的時候了
重點這隻螃蟹~能吃嗎?
內臟都是焦油吧!