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走一天有三個不同國家的好朋友在一家飲料店用餐,
分別為;美國人,非洲人,猶太人,當他們興致烈烈
聊著天時,有三隻蒼蠅在他們各自的吸管覓食,此刻
三人揮了一下,都掉進了飲料裡,突然美國人舉起了手
叫了服務生過來,並且重新換上了一杯,
而非洲人看了一下,二話不說的!喝下去了~
這時猶太人很生氣的把蒼蠅抓起來放在了桌上,
對著這隻蒼蠅大吼!吐出來,把你喝下去的飲料給我吐出來
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有一天阿熊騎車在路上被警察攔下臨檢,警察先生要阿熊出示行照駕照
阿熊很緊張的找行照駕照因為找不到,被警察開了一張未帶駕照行照紅單
一個禮拜後,阿熊一樣騎車它的小車車,突然又被警察攔下,此刻
阿熊不像之前那麼緊張了~因為他身上帶滿滿的證件,車子一停下馬上拿
證件給警察先生,警察看一看後到處瞧瞧,此時阿熊問警察~
阿熊:可以走了嗎?…被臨檢的感覺真爽(臉上露出得意笑容)!
警察先生:先生這是單行道、請簽名後就可以走了…
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三個人被關在北京的監牢裡,彼此問著被關進來的罪名。
第一個人說:我上班遲到,他們說我破壞國家生產力,
是社會的害蟲!
第二個人說:我上班早到,他們說我一定是外國
派來的間諜,想竊取重要機密!
第三個人說:我上班準時,不早也不晚,
他們說我的錶一定是外國貨!不愛國……
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某天週末下午,沙鹿國小放學,小學生結隊離校。
兩名小女孩過馬路,機車騎士因車速過快,煞車後超過停
止線,勉在撞上兩女孩之前停止,騎士有點不爽地用
台語大罵:「哪間學校的學生?走路慢吞吞的!」
兩個可愛的小學生說:「沙小!」
機車騎士冒火了,問:「什麼學校的,還說髒話!」
兩個天真小學生被嚇到,於是更大聲地說:沙小!!
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在某一個非常鄉下的村莊,一個婦人懷孕著準備要預產了
某一天婦人肚子痛了起來,便通知了產婆助生產,
在產婆的幫助下,成功了生下了一對女孩雙胞胎!
因為雙胞胎還有沒取名子,在加上婦人又不認識字!
於是將兩個小女孩非別取名為"臉盆"與"胸罩"
幾年後的有一天"胸罩"跟著婦人一起去買菜~
卻不小心跟丟了,剛好有個警察看到婦人慌張的走來走去
問了婦人,太太!你在找什麼阿.....?
婦人回答:我的"胸罩"不見了啦!
警察回婦人:胸罩不見再買一個不就好了嗎?
婦人說:我的胸罩買不到的啦..
警察懊惱說:你的胸罩有多大阿...?
婦人說:就跟臉盆一樣大啦!....
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某個精神病院的醫生們,長期被一群病人一直煩著吵著說要出院
於是院長與醫生們最後受不瞭了,就在牆上畫上了一道門
院長告訴病人們說,只要你們誰能打開這道門便可以從這出去!
病人們聽完此話後,各個搶著要嘗試的打開這麼門,此時!
院長發現了一個病人不去開這個門,並嘲笑著其他的病人!
院長心理想著,終於有一個人待到正常可以出院了~
於是問了這名病人,你為什麼笑他們阿?
病人回答:"因為他們不可能打得開,這個門的鑰匙在我這!"
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Go to work every day, you must go to a snack bar. The time is long, from the exit of the stream of people, can tell who is the customer? Who is the shop owner. Search according to me, is a pair of old man of the year lead half hundred, man ability is not very agile, but his body up LiLiSuoSuo, belong to the surface with compassion is good, very lovable, is standing at the door and out more, helping. The female main body is not touched ground, busy outside, conduct the whole storefront, occasionally, two people take a face, smile to chat a few words, then the side again each other busily go to,
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look simple and sweet.

One day, the small store passenger flow more concentrated two hours, one is breakfast time, the person most. One is lunchtime, not many people. In the evening, few people visit. In addition to two busy points, one day has a lot of leisure time. The two old men were cleaning the defoliated dust in front of the store and standing in front of the door for a while, tired, moved chairs, and sat down for a while.

Love you, but don't tie you, lead you, just keep you in my sight! This is probably the most suitable distance for love!
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The first meeting of ya and Lin was in the year of high school. He was transferred to school, and he was suspended from the same table at that time. The head teacher arranged for her to sit with him. From then on, they became good friends without words.

Listen Lin says his parents divorced when he was 6 years old. Both men then reorganized the new family. He became a "drag bottle" and had to live together with his grandmother. Then grandma died, and it was only then that she turned to her mother to read.

As a child, he was probably a single parent. He was introverted and disliked going o
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ut. The book was his only companion, and he went to the library and read. He read all the books and books. In the book, he slowly found a bit of happiness.

The family side with her, usually for her psychological doctor, ya finally get rid of that emotion. Love is a poison, she said, only those who use it can be poisoned too deeply.